The Story of Johnny B Beard Oil

Delivering the good oil, on time and in kind. Infused with the inherent goodness of Argan, Grapeseed and sweet Almond to treat and calm even the most undomesticated chops. Johnny B is your little friend, the one who has your back, the guy in your corner who will carry your bag. Yep, he’s your bag man, the one you have been waiting on, your man, come to save you from yourself and leave you smelling like a heady mix of assassin smoke and abandoned temple. 


Because most other beard oils are shit. No truly they are, snake oil at best. We wanted to do better, our customers deserve better. So we built a beard oil to treat the skin and the hair follicle equally. Shave off your beard and you could use this as your face oil any day and be a happy lad. That's how good this oil is. We called it Johnny B, as in, ‘Johnny be good’, get it? The 'good’ oil! We say all of this with a wry smile  and twinkle in our eye, because we want you to know this is good oil, great oil, maybe the best oil.


1/ Moody Bespoke fragrance - of Assassin smoke and abandoned temple (read Vetiver, Moss and bergamot).
2/ Unique balm oil delivery system - less grease, less drip.
3/ Natural skincare compatible ingredients to nourish the skin and hair follicle whilst treating the beard.
4/ Mild shaper and protector.


Provides a moody bespoke fragrance
Treats, shapes & protects the beard



Grapeseed Oil - Triumph & Disaster
Grapeseed Oil
Grapeseed oil can improve the condition of your hair and scalp. If you have dandruff, which is often caused by a dry scalp, applying emollient Grapeseed oil to your scalp can help loosen dead skin and restore moisture. When applied to your hair, Grapeseed oil adds moisture, strength, and shine.
Almond Oil - Triumph & Disaster
Almond Oil
Native to the Middle East & South East Asia with beneficial Minerals, Proteins & Essential Fatty Acids, Potassium, Zinc & Vitamin E known to increase collagen, treats sun damage & adds moisture to dry skin - often used for Eczema.
Argan Oil - Triumph & Disaster
Argan Oil
Packed full of Vitamin E and Omega 3, 6 and 9, Argan oil from the kernels of Morocco’s Argan tree (Argania Spinosa) is seen as a wonder ingredient for skin and hair with its amazing healing, antioxidant and moisturising properties that combat problem skin and fight free radicals, whilst nourishing and hydrating skin and hair. A genuine all-rounder!


Apply a small amount onto your hands and then rub into your beard and the skin beneath. Johnny B was designed to aid beard growth and follicle health as well as treat the skin beneath, so it is perfect for early to mid stage beard growth. It also works well as a mild shaper for longer, more developed beards. For added hold and definition follow up with ‘The Doctor’ Beard Balm.

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